Stealth Force Beta

Stealth Force Beta was a secret society on the New Mexico Tech campus from 1989 through 1992, following the credo of “Constructive Vandalism”. The Stealth Force generally worked under cover of darkness, and always in secret.

The Beta Operatives were nine men and three women, each of whom exemplified the Beta Spirit of loyalty, courage, and secrecy. No matter how hopeless or dire a situation looked, Beta Operatives always pulled through. The most amazing acts of valor were rewarded with Beta Medals—the coveted Purple Toe awarded for Bloodloss in the Line of Duty, and the ultimate award, the Greasy Rail for Miserable Suffering and Valiant Escape from a Wretched Greasepit.

New Mexico Tech is no ordinary college—sited 75 miles from the nearest big city, its remote desert environment and intense academic focus on science and engineering mean a great many intelligent minds seek something to do when they're not studying.  Other students formed and joined the Adrenaline Club or the (waterless) Yacht Club; these twelve operatives instead created a clandestine Stealth Force.

The leader of Stealth Force Beta was Tom Jones—code named “Sasquatch”—mild-mannered editor of the school newspaper Paydirt in 1990 and 1991.  After a tumultuous triple-ballot 1991 student government election, Sasquatch was elected student government president for the 1991–1992 school year.

Now that statutes of limitations have expired, nearly all can be told. Here are the stories of most of Stealth Force Beta's fifteen operations, and the amazing operatives who performed them.  Click on any mission name below with a colored box around it. The best missions to read are

  • Operation Gallows and Operation Public Hanging, in which we hung banners bearing the name of our rival school from the tallest building on campus.  This was the most visible, most secret mission, and involved a grappling hook facial injury and death-defying remediation when a banner got stuck high up.
  • The Centennial Operations, in which we repeatedly employed devious means to help make the Centennial Plaza a better place.  This was the most complex series of missions, and the benefits of its constructive vandalism continue to this day.  We still don't know who stole the railroad ties after we stole them.
  • Operation Up Your Shaft, in which we filled the elevator in the administrative building with weighted black balloons.  This mission posed the greatest challenges to achieve its mysterious not-quite-successful end, and was the second time a Beta Operative's life was in danger.
  • Operation Gaseous Research, in which we lit butane on fire, complete with very pretty pictures.

The descriptions of other, more minor missions are:

If you have any questions, e-mail General Sasquatch.  If you'd like to get in touch with any of operatives listed below, you can also ask the General.  See other things General Sasquatch does at his personal website.  You can also see a list of content on my site of interest to current and former Tech students.

Full-color coil-bound volumes of the complete Stealth Force Beta history—all the missions described on this site—are now available for about $20.  If you're interested, let me know.  (There's a discount if you were involved with any mission or contribute information we're missing.  The Operatives receive free copies.)  

My thanks to Kerry for encouraging me to record these stories.

Operative Real Name
& E-Mail
Participated in Operations*
Gaseous Research Southern Bumper Tunnel Exercises Centennial Reversal High Exploration Crawlspace Centennial Gravity Highway Robbery Public Hanging Public Hanging Little Stink Up Your Shaft Centennial Blackout Centennial Dig
Tom Jones
Basic Sciences
Purple Toe
Rodent Dave Hershberger
Computer Science,
Electrical Engineering
Torch Taige Blake
Fingers Jason Coder
Ratchet Eric Backstrom Physics,
    Purple Toe   Greasy Rail
Goldilox Jennifer Backstrom (then Menning) Physics                    
Sushi Sean Kelly
Computer Science,
Technical Communication
Chicken Mary Urquhart
Climber Michael Markland Geology             Greasy Rail  
Mom Leann Giebler
(now Soffe)
Technical Communication                  
Spook Kent Ratajeski
Shutter Mike Donnelly Mathematics                        
*There is one series of pages describing both Operation Gallows and Operation Public Hanging, and another series describing the Centennial Operations.
Participant participant
Greasy Rail Greasy Rail medal
Purple Toe Purple Toe medal

Do you have information that this page (or any Beta page) is lacking? E-mail

Beta Service Medal
Each Beta Operative received a foil-embossed certificate such as this upon retirement from the Stealth Force.

Information on the Beta Operation pages about the pre-1987 history of New Mexico Tech comes from the following two sources:

  • Storms Above the Desert: Atmospheric Research in New Mexico 1935-1985 is the work of Joe Chew and Jim Corey.  It describes the personalities, coincidences, and feuds that affected Tech's transformation from a mining occupational training school to an institute of solid science.  Amazingly, it's an interesting read even for people who care little about New Mexico Tech or atmospheric physics.  It is also available on the web, or you can often buy a copy at
  • College on the Rio Grande: The Story of a Small School is Paige Christiansen's history of New Mexico Tech—and I mean “history” in the worst sense.  This book is long on historical trivia and short on explanations of what really happened, and it glosses over most confrontational moments of transition with vague oversimplifications that leave the reader crying for more of the story.  But it is available on the Web for free reading and includes many details of Tech's history that I haven't found anywhere else.  You can often buy a copy at
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